For the record.

  • On eating smoked mutton on skewers.
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  • Y: I still like the skewered mutton best.
  • W: What was your highest record?
  • Y: Two skewers.
  • W: ...-_-; if say, you only eat skewered mutton and nothing else, how many can you down?
  • Y: Not much, probably? Never tried it before though. What's your highest record?
  • W: 35.
  • All: *GASP*
  • W: Yeah, just mutton and cola. And some Tsingtao beer. Couldn't eat anything else the rest of the day, too stuffed.
  • J: My highest record is going from cafe to cafe, eating & drinking non-stop from 9 to 4.
  • Y: Mine was having hotpot from 8pm to the wee hours, just eating.
  • J: By the way, only our table is chock-filled with food. I think everyone's staring.
  • W: Remember the other time we had that hotpot dinner till midnight? I have a hotpot at home, the double compartment one, hehe.
  • Y: Ouhh, let's have hotpot!
  • .
  • J: XX just ate 60 dumplings.
  • Me: I think I ate 60 of those before too. I mean, the guotie in Jakarta. They're small ones, like, bite-sized.
  • J: I'm sure in XX's case they're the huge dumplings.
  • W: Guy or girl?
  • J: Guy.
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  • I bet A (my sis' very slim bff in LA) could eat more.
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  • V: Gosh, I'm full
  • Me: Hmmm (grabs more food)
  • W: This is so typical, we should record it. V says she's full and S (me) mentions "Ohh" and continues to eat as if it's the most natural thing in the world.
  • Me: Oh no, howw?? How could I get shuai ge like this? Oh damn, image fail.
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  • Everyone has stopped eating, except for Y.
  • W: Your fighting power is still to be reckoned with.
  • Y: I eat slowly but I eat a lot.
  • W: Oh yeah.
  • Y: Yeah.
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  • a while later
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  • W: Look at Y, she looks and behaves as if she's drunk.
  • J: From food. I never knew you could get tipsy from overeating.
  • W: Rice-drunk! (sounds like 'criminal' in Mandarin)
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